Behind Closed Doors: The True Story of Sex Party ToysAugust 23
The United States and Canada are the proud homes of sex parties/Passion parties. And the only things anyone will be swapping here is stories of the best sex party toys and how much cash that clit massager is going for. Get ready for sex party toys of the 21st century. Adult stores, with their cool slightly creepy atmosphere, are a thing of the past! Come on in, pull up a chair and get ready to learn more about the sex toy parties sweeping Americans and Canadians off their feet.
A sex party has one of a couple of connotations, depending one where you are from and depending on who’s telling the story. In the United Kingdom, sex parties are sort of like get together for meeting new people-expect everyone is naked and the topic over dinner typically has something to do with what couples will be swapping for a little roll in the hay later in the night.
An ocean away, sex parties have a different agenda. The United States and Canada are the proud homes of sex parties/Passion parties. And the only things anyone will be swapping here is stories of the best sex party toys and how much cash that clit massager is going for.
What’s a Passion Party?
There are a couple of different kinds of sex toy parties. First, there’s the trademark Passion Party. The focus is always on improving “intimacy and communication” between couples, thus the sex party toys are also hubby-wife friendly. And since most hubby’s have a hard time accepting the help of a “second hand,” sex party toys at a Passion Party aren’t really toys at all, more like emotion lotions, sensual rubs and creams.
The second type of sex toy party has the distinction difference of being tailored toward the single woman-or the attached woman who just has a hard time parting with her sex toy, for which there are actually toys that couples can share. Who said you couldn’t have your cake and eat it too?
These sex toy parties are similar to the traditional Tubberware party, and boy have they been featured in a many a porno film, No Man’s Land and Siesta, just to name a few. One lovely lady offers her tranquil beachfront condo as storefront and Sex Party Toys Headquarters, and several of the lovely ladies’ friends arrive, with their friends and checkbooks in tow, to privately shop for sexual gadgets, it’s that simple.
What’s the Benefit of a Sex Toy Party?
Sex toy parties come with a few perks. For starters:
• Shop in the privacy of a home, amongst people who won’t judge you. After all, you’re all there for the same reason. Plus you won’t have to wade through in skinny, creepy guy who are reading nude magazines and giving off that weird cheaply stalker vibe, like you would at Joe Smoe’s Adult Shop.
• You get to test stuff out! Well, sort of. There are display toys at a sex toy party. This way you get to see how stuff works, with restrictions of course, without having to guess “how on Earth this thing works” by reading the information on a box.
• Sex Party Toys at a Discount: Talk to the party’s hostess, generally prices can be “Delancey Street-ed Down.” That’s New York City talk for negotiating a price. Hey, you may get a new Rabbit (and not the kind that chomps on carrots) at a steal.
Sex Party Toys:
With all this talk about what goes on at a sex party, you must be dying of a thirst to know just what sex party toys are. Well just take a look at what a few bucks can get you:
• Waterproof Vibrators
• G-Spot Vibrators
• Orgasm Drops
• Rabbit Vibrators
• Clitoral Stimulators
• And More!
So take a trip on over to Mary’s for the weekly skinny on sex party toys. How often do you get the chance to bring home gifts from a party-especially if it isn’t your birthday?